What He's Actually Thinking While You Walk Down The Aisle

12:27 PM
True story.
I was about to make a grand entrance and my heart literally looked like it was about to explode out of my chest.

In my mind I had vivid pictures of my soon-to-be-hubby -- teary eyed plus almost fainting due to brain hypoxia, lol. Seriously, it was, without a doubt, my most awaited moment in history.
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But that dreamwalkin' and daydreamin' came to an end when the parish priest insisted that we needed to see each other first at the entrance for our "Kumpil" ( second Sacrament which is called CONFIRMATION), otherwise, there won't be any wedding.
Legend has it that whenever a couple tries to marry without a "Kumpil" certificate beforehand..... well, actually, it's just one of the church's requirements. Make sure to arrange a schedule for your " kumpil" before the actual wedding day.

And so, here I go again.

My second attempt to a blissful walk down the aisle, without interruptions, without complications. The moment the church doors opened for me and saw the epic "I-don't-know-what-hit-me" face he was trying to pull, for the second time, I almost lost it. I-almost-lost-it.
Not that I was angry about something, okay? Kept on looking on my shoes, trying so hard not to laugh but my eyeballs were starting to jump out of their sockets. I blamed it on that tiny part of my frontal lobes that is likely the "clown" center of my brain.
"What in the world is he thinking? What is he thinking?" --these words repeatedly echoed in my mind as I look at him. But I was silently laughing all throughout.

That  incident opened up something exciting for me whenever I attend weddings. And no, I don't wait for the bride anymore.

So, what's on his mind?
Here's what I think..


"I wish they would show up right this very minute.."





" Just look on the bright side...Just look on the bright side.."






" Fast forward please, I got work to do!!"







" I am doomed.."








"Goodbye sexy body, hello DAD BOD!"






"Stop staring at me.. stop staring at me.. stop..oh God!"







"Will she ever .....?...Nah!"








"Why nooooow??"








" You made me do this, mom!!"







" I'm freakin' starvin'!!"







" I should start looking for a job ,fast! "









"Should've bought the other one!"









"Yes, I'm fine. I'm prefectly fine. Everything will be fine.."








" Think happy thoughts... Think happy thoughts,,"








"My forever TWD marathon buddy! "







"This is the end."



Marriage is a scary world for some , but we all know that..





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Have a great day! God bless :)

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